Fuck You Throw Pillow
 Fuck You! An insult or invitation? That's for you to decide! 100% Hand-knitted by our very own Bubbles! | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 305
Price: $15.00 |
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Love Bites Hard Throw Pillow
 Love bites - and it bites hard! But then again, you might be into that sort of thing! 100% Hand-knitted by our very own Bubbles! | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 304
Price: $15.00 |
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Be Mine Throw Pillow
 Be Mine! (or ELSE!) Throw pillow 100% hand-knitted by our very own Bubbles! | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 303
Price: $15.00 |
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Bad Girl Throw Pillow
 Be a BAD girl with this Bad Girl throw pillow. 100% Hand-Knitted our very own Bubbles! | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 302
Price: $15.00 |
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"Windowscape" - Original Artwork
 "We are such stuff as dreams are made on" - quoted from Shakespeare's "The Tempest," Act 4 Scene 1. This print features a surrealistic scene that might come from a dreamer's mind. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 301
Price: $10.00 |
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"Trinity" - Original Artwork
 "Trinity" is a collaboration between Memphis and Utah artists Illustrating with words and imagery classic and the revered symbology of the Trinity. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 300
Price: $10.00 |
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"Tag, You're It!" - Original Artwork
 Not all tags are about territory. Some are about expression. Collaboration between Memphis and Utah artists. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 299
Price: $10.00 |
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"Sight" - Original Artwork
 Sometimes vision goes beyond mere physical sight. We hear there are some groovy plants that can make you see everything like this, but don't ask us where to find them. Collaboration between Memphis and Utah artists. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches)... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 298
Price: $10.00 |
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"Pennant Decayed" - Original Artwork
 Everyone's heard the phrase the "Flags of our Fathers". But what about the flags of ourselves? Collaboration between Memphis and Utah artists. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 297
Price: $10.00 |
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"LATER" - Original Artwork
 90% of our SideshowGifts.com crew graduated from this esteemed university. Freakshow graduated summa cum laude, or at least he would have if anyone would have gotten around to tallying up the grades. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 296
Price: $10.00 |
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"Jason" - Original Artwork
 My future's so bright, I've gotta wear shades. But seriously, whatever this guy is looking at, it appears to be bright, six-pointed, and Intricate. Collaboration between Memphis and Utah artists. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 295
Price: $10.00 |
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"I don't even know the name of my band" - Original Artwork
 We're certain this was designed as the cover of some musicians album. But as it has no name yet, we can only assume that the designers can see into the future and knew that this image would one day be needed for the world's greatest band. Either that, or... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 294
Price: $10.00 |
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"Harbinger's Gate" - Original Artwork
 This is our personal favorite. You never know what might fly into our out of a dimensional portal. Ravens, dead trees, and highly details geometric designs. You can't beat this combination with an interdimensional rift. Collaboration between Memphis... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 293
Price: $10.00 |
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"Graffiti" - Original Artwork
 Unique and original, this image speaks to all of us who ever wanted to paint on someone's wall, and watch it fade as time erodes the wood. Or to those of us who ever finger painted on the living room wall and thought it was something really awesome. ... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 292
Price: $10.00 |
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"Forbidden" - Original Artwork
 We at SideshowGifts.com love this image. We just hope that we never see fruit like this being sold in WalMart. Given that it's forbidden, we think we're pretty safe. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 291
Price: $10.00 |
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"First Person Shooter" - Original Artwork
 Portraying the gritty, grimy realism of all first-person shooter games, this artistic rendering leaves us wondering if the symbol suggests a way out, a way in, or certain doom. Lets hope you didn't just find a cache of health packs and ammo right before... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 290
Price: $10.00 |
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"Batteries Not Included" - Original Artwork
 A more visceral interpretation of the classic phrase. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 289
Price: $10.00 |
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"Angel" - Original Artwork
 Yes it's red, yes it's black, but it's still an angel. As a side-note, it's also Acid Rayne's tattoo. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 288
Price: $10.00 |
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"Allison" - Original Artwork
 When youth, beauty, and a certain lovely morbidity come together, it is a wonderful thing. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, a 16 x 20 (inches) print, or a 20 x 30 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 287
Price: $10.00 |
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"Ebay Aliens" - Original Cartoon
 We think it's already happened. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 286
Price: $10.00 |
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"Angel & Devil Food" - Original Cartoon
 Coming soon, Leprechaun and Chimera chow! Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 285
Price: $10.00 |
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"Yeah What?" - Original Photography
 We at SideshowGifts.com have never seen a tiger look so relaxed or so annoyed. Not since Bubbles tried to feed "Old Stripey" Alfalfa and Toothpaste muffins. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 284
Price: $10.00 |
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"She Sells" - Original Photography
 Beauty in simplicity. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 283
Price: $10.00 |
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"Pause" - Original Photography
 Here kitty kitty kitty! Here's one cat you do NOT want to see using your new couch as a scratching post. Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 282
Price: $10.00 |
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"Pander Bare" - Original Photography
 "Mmyeah, shee." Available as a 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 281
Price: $10.00 |
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"Almost Oscelot" - Original Photography
 Adorable as these felines are, we are left wondering what kind of reception they get. Available as an 11 x 14 (inches) print, or a 16 x 20 (inches) print. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 280
Price: $10.00 |
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Age is like an alligator
 "Age is a lot like an alligator... It waits just beneath the surface then it eats you alive."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Perfect for someone getting on up there!) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 279
Price: $2.95 |
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Birthday Puzzle
 "A birthday puzzle for you: This is an age-detection test! Simply identify the object in this extreme closeup. Your answer will directly reflect your age. Failure to identify the photo, for example, means that you're an old fart!... Yeah. I... | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 278
Price: $2.95 |
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Present in a Barrel
 "All the barrels look pretty much alike, don't they?... Yeah, I probably shouldn't have hidden your present in one."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the person who loves figuring things out.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 277
Price: $2.95 |
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Beat with a Book
 "Remember when you were a kid and your dad used to beat you on the head with a book?... Of course you don't. Now wipe that drool off your face."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the person who lost a few marbles along the... | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 276
Price: $2.95 |
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Hide the Body
 "We're gathering flowers to hide the body... We'd do anything for you mommy!"
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Show how what you're willing to do for her.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 275
Price: $2.95 |
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Just Won't Die
 "Happy Birthday... To the woman who just won't die."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the woman who keeps hanging on.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 274
Price: $2.95 |
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Poppy Fields
 "A life of slaving in the poppy fields is tough... But being as old as you must be tougher."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the Old Fart in the family.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 273
Price: $2.95 |
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64 Impala
 "This year for your birthday I decided to get you what you always wanted... A six-four Impala."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Perfect get-back to the smartass in your life.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 272
Price: $2.95 |
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Beautiful Butterfly
 "Your mother always told you one day you would grow into a beautiful butterfly... SHE LIED."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the person who wants the brutal truth.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 271
Price: $2.95 |
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Hail Cthulu
 "Happy Birthday... All Hail Cthulu!"
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the weirdness in us all.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 270
Price: $2.95 |
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Dad Blows
 "Happy Birthday to a dad who BLOWS."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Let dad know how you feel this year.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 269
Price: $2.95 |
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Dead Twin
 "I wish...I WISH... I wish my dead twin would leave me the fuck alone."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the person who's always plagued by ghosts.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 268
Price: $2.95 |
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Take Your Time
 "Don't eat them all at once."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For truly sick individuals.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 267
Price: $2.95 |
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Memory Loss
 "Hey! Remember your birthday party last year!?... Yeah, nobody else does either."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For those who know how to party right.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 266
Price: $2.95 |
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Good Riddance
 "I'm sorry, why was it again that you were bringing me all the way out here?... I got rid of that guy who who was hassling you."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Show them the lengths you'll go for them.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 265
Price: $2.95 |
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Crappy Present
 "I'm no old cowhand, but I'm wishing you a happy birthday... I'm sitting on this here fence, workin' on your birthday present."
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Let them know that you give a crap.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 264
Price: $2.95 |
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Full of Wonder
 "Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? If a word was misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know? Why do we say something is out of wack. What IS wack? What do sesame seeds grow INTO? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?... | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 263
Price: $2.95 |
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A Happy Birthday
 "A Happy Birthday. B Close Card. C Blow Out Candles. D I said blow out the candles, Bitch!"
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (For the person who just can't seem to figure it out.) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 262
Price: $2.95 |
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Yellow Cake
 "Go ahead Jimmy. I made it just for you. It's cake. Yellow Cake. Go on Jimmy, take a bite!... Yellow Cake (yel-oh-keyk) noun.: a processed oxide of uranium U308 extracted and concentrated from uranium ore and used as the raw material for... | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 261
Price: $2.95 |
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You Pervert!
 "To see the woman finish undressing, open this card... You Pervert!"
Give someone a truly unique greeting card! (Perfect for the pervert in us all) | Category: Twisted Greetings
Item # 260
Price: $2.95 |
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Penis Necklace
 Make your new necklace jump for joy just by pulling the loop on the back. Made of Silvertone | Category: Adornments
Item # 242
Price: $20.00 |
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N-Ice Rack! Freezable Beer Pong Rack
 This is a must-have accessory for the popular college drinking game: Beer Pong! This clever device can be filled with water and frozen to keep the player's beer cold while they play. The cupholders keep the cups from tipping over while keeping it icy... | Category: Come and Play!
Item # 239
Price: $19.95 |
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The Booze Belly
 This ingenious device allows you to sneak alcohol in wherever you aren't supposed to. The movies, work, school, your grandma's nursing home (not that we condone any of these actions.... yeah....). Anywhere you just gotta have a drink, it'll be there on... | Category: Beer Tent
Item # 238
Price: $8.50 |
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Bamboo T-Shirts!
 Yes, you read right, we said BAMBOO! And believe it or not, these T-Shirts are the softest you will EVER feel! People will not stop touching you while you are wearing it (which can be good or bad, depending on the situation). Bamboo also has inherent... | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 237
Price: $17.95 |
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Secret Safe - Wall Socket!
 One of the coolest ways to hide something where NOBODY would guess it. This faux wall socket installs into your wall, and looks like a regular innocent 120v wall socket. However, this thing pulls down to reveal your goodies inside! To furthur your... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 228
Price: $10.00 |
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Secret Safe - Book!
 Our personal favorite (and classic)! Hide your valuables on your bookshelf (where no self-respecting thief would ever dare go) inside the hidden compartment cut into this book. You can put whatever jacket you want on this, to make it into any book you... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 227
Price: $19.00 |
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Secret Safe - Shaving Cream Can!
 Hide your valuables in plain sight with these indistinguishable hidden-compartment safes. Features a screw-on bottom to hide your stuff in. They are all name-brand items - so realism is at the highest level - and they are weighted to feel as though they... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 226
Price: $19.00 |
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Secret Safe - Pringles Can!
 Hide your valuables in plain sight with these indistinguishable hidden-compartment safes. Features a screw-on bottom to hide your stuff in. They are all name-brand items - so realism is at the highest level - and they are weighted to feel as though they... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 225
Price: $15.00 |
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Soda Can Safe - Dr. Pepper!
 Hide your valuables in plain sight with these indistinguishable hidden-compartment safes. Features a screw-on top to hide your stuff in. They are all name-brand items - so realism is at the highest level - and they are weighted to feel as though they are... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 224
Price: $10.00 |
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Soda Can Safe - Cherry 7 up!
 Hide your valuables in plain sight with these indistinguishable hidden-compartment safes. Features a screw-on top to hide your stuff in. They are all name-brand items - so realism is at the highest level - and they are weighted to feel as though they are... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 223
Price: $10.00 |
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Soda Can Safe - 7 up!
 Hide your valuables in plain sight with these indistinguishable hidden-compartment safes. Features a screw-on top to hide your stuff in. They are all name-brand items - so realism is at the highest level - and they are weighted to feel as though they are... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 222
Price: $10.00 |
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Window Alert window breakage alarm
 Another security alternative - inexpensive yet very effective! Place on a window, and if someone tries to break through the glass, it sounds a 95 decibel screetching alarm, thereby deterring anyone from actually entering the house because everyone is now... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 219
Price: $10.00 |
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Super Door Stop Alarm
 Lets say you are away for vacation and you can't afford some high-tech security system, but you want something that will scare the bejesus out of anybody trying to break in. In these times, it's all but necessary. This handy device fits right behind any... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 216
Price: $15.00 |
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2N1 Personal/Door Alarm
 Hang this gadget on your inside doorknob (on wooden doors only) and it if anyone touches the doorknob from the outside, it instantly sounds a 120 decibel alarm! This will most likely cause any would-be robber to not only piss themselves, but run away... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 215
Price: $11.00 |
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Hot Walkers pepper spray weights
 Going for a jog in a neighborhood that might not be the best? Protect yourself by carrying these inconspicuous 1lb weights that double as a pepper spray gun! Has elastic straps for support, and contains storage for your keys and money. Also has a... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 214
Price: $20.00 |
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Celtic Cross Folder
 Folding Knife features a Celtic Cross with Celtic Designs on the Handle. | Category: Roustabouts' Melee
Item # 172
Price: $8.95 |
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Thunderbird Fantasy Pocket Knife
 This cool-looking knife features a two-tone finish with a skeleton style handle. Two stainless steel blades and belt / pocket Clip.
Sharkboy's Note: Looks very cool. Not recommended for hunting and fishing trips. | Category: Roustabouts' Melee
Item # 170
Price: $9.95 |
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Medieval Knight's Dagger
 This Medieval Knights Dagger features a Dragon on the pommel of the dagger, and Medieval Cross on the tip of the sheath. | Category: Roustabouts' Melee
Item # 169
Price: $19.95 |
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Robinhood Dagger
 Robin Hood Dagger features a Blood Groove along the center of the blade. Medieval Style Celtic Cross and the words "EARL of Huntington" written on the Pommel.
Perfect for throwing in defense of Maid Marian, or throwing AT Maid Marian if... | Category: Roustabouts' Melee
Item # 163
Price: $19.95 |
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Skull Goblet
 Any fearsome warlord would be proud to possess this ghostly goblet! A scary showpiece worthy of your medieval treasure trove! For decorative purposes only. Pewter with glass. Hand wash only. | Category: The Holy Grail!
Item # 123
Price: $15.00 |
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Dragon Incense Burner Box
 Enhance the aura of mystery when you burn your incense in this intricate dragon and skull motif container. | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 122
Price: $18.00 |
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Kama Sutra Incense
 Enhance your love nest with the fragrance of love! Six different romantic scents including Pleasure, Passion and Desire. Contains 20 9" Sticks per scent. (120 total) | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 121
Price: $15.00 |
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Tree Candleholder
 Wise old forest dweller tells tall tales in the candlelight. A fun, off-beat accent for any room. | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 120
Price: $20.00 |
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Fortuneteller Tree Incense Burner
 Incense lit inside this fortune-telling tree allows smoke to pour from his top and mouth. Makes a very unique and impressive display!
NOTE: Unless you are burning something other than Incense, does not actually tell fortune. | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 119
Price: $16.00 |
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Skull Trio Incense Burner
 Three ghoulish grinning skulls form a chilling lid for a coffin-like box, creating a daringly different decoration. A fitting final resting place for a treasure trove of lavender fragrant incense! Because nothing goes better with skulls than lavender! | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 118
Price: $20.00 |
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Dragon Incense Burner
 A fierce dragon winds its burnished-bronze coils around a time-worn box, forming a stunning sculpture that hides a treasure within. Lift the lid to discover a stash of dragon blood scented incense! Includes fifteen “Dragon’s Blood” incense sticks. | Category: Incendiary Aroma
Item # 117
Price: $20.00 |
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Ship in a Bottle
 Fully rigged, painstakingly detailed scale model barque in a glass bottle. As for how they got it in there, we at Sideshow Gifts theorize that a tiny ship seed was placed inside the bottle, nutured with sun, water, and love, and left to grow into this... | Category: The Flying Dutchman
Item # 116
Price: $16.00 |
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Boat in a Bottle
 Just how did they get that stately schooner into that little bottle? Whether placed on your mantle, table or shelf, this fascinating figurine in its graceful glass enclosure calls to mind the romantic open sea. Glass with wood base. | Category: The Flying Dutchman
Item # 115
Price: $17.00 |
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Nautical Shadowbox
 A fascinating collection of nautical knots, attractively displayed around a small model barque. Wood with glass cover. | Category: Hitler's Car!
Item # 114
Price: $19.95 |
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Zen Rock Garden
 Miniature Zen garden is a coffee table conversation piece that brings peace of mind. Includes square dish, white sand, three stones, mini pagoda and a rake. Not for use as an ash tray! | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 113
Price: $12.00 |
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Knight's Helmet Bank
 Look no further than this noble knight for a clever way to save for a rainy day! Dramatic armored helmet figurine doubles as a bank; simply slip coins and bills beneath the visor to create your own hidden cache of cash! | Category: Roustabouts' Melee
Item # 110
Price: $14.95 |
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The Amazing Boltman's Stripper Wife!
 Once upon a time a humble mechanic discovered that his spare nuts and bolts were evolving. Beginning as single celled nuts and bolts, they eventually united into more complex organisms, such as Boltfish - which emerged from the primordial oil of his... | Category: Art Imitating Life
Item # 108
Price: $17.00 |
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Leather Coin Purse
 Keep your money safe in this genuine Florentine Napa leather coin purse. Has a separate compartment for holding bills, so your loose change doesn't bruise the fragile paper money. Comes in 4 colors: Black, Spring, Ocean, Petal. | Category: Attaché Attachments
Item # 103
Price: $20.00 |
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Leather Photo Bookmark
 Made from Genuine Florentine Napa Leather, these stylish bookmarks allow you to put a photo of a loved one (or a liked one) in it. Comes in a plethora of colors: Black, Brown, Tan, Red, Spring, Meadow, Ocean, Azalea, Petal, Pumpkin, Violet. | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 102
Price: $13.00 |
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The Droodle
 Sometimes, inspiration strikes at the most inconvenient time. So, The Droodle™ was born out of the necessity to keep important thoughts, inspirations, notes and ideas dry when taken in any wet environment. The Droodle is a completely waterproof notepad,... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 95
Price: $14.99 |
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The Droodle - Refill Pack
 3 Pack of water resistant paper* refills for the Droodle.
* The Caretaker's warning: Works excellent as refills for the Droodle. Does NOT work well as Toilet Paper! | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 94
Price: $6.99 |
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Boltman's Dog!
 Once upon a time a humble mechanic discovered that his spare nuts and bolts were evolving. Beginning as single celled fasteners, they eventually united into more complex organisms, eventually emerging from the primordial oil & evolving into a society of... | Category: Art Imitating Life
Item # 92
Price: $10.00 |
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The Amazing Boltman!
 Once upon a time a humble mechanic discovered that his spare nuts and bolts were evolving. Beginning as single celled nuts and bolts, they eventually united into more complex organisms, such as Boltfish - which emerged from the primordial oil of his... | Category: Art Imitating Life
Item # 91
Price: $15.00 |
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Mouse House
 Give your mouse a home! It's the mouse house that makes your computer mouse actually look like a cute mouse.
Sideshow Gifts takes no responsibility for the actions your cat takes against your mouse while wearing this outfit! | Category: Amazing Amusements
Item # 89
Price: $7.00 |
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Morf Stress Squeeze Ball - Green to Yellow
 Stop banging your head against the desk. And the wall! And you sir, kindly get your head out of the microwave! Instead, take your stress out on a Morf Stress Ball! Tons of stress-relieving gushy fun that changes colors when you squeeze it for the added... | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 88
Price: $6.00 - Out Of Stock!
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Morf Stress Squeeze Ball - Blue to Yellow
 Stop banging your head against the desk. And the wall! And you sir, kindly get your head out of the microwave! Instead, take your stress out on a Morf Stress Ball! Tons of stress-relieving gushy fun that changes colors when you squeeze it for the added... | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 87
Price: $6.00 - Out Of Stock!
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The Stretch EE Frisbee - Purple
 This amazing flyer really flies! The Stretch-ee Flyer stretches up to 4x its size, and generates oodles of laughs. (Mostly from laughing at your friends trying to catch it and back up too far and get hit by a monster truck*)
* A radio controlled... | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 86
Price: $2.00 |
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The Stretch EE Frisbee - Blue
 This amazing flyer really flies! The Stretch-ee Flyer stretches up to 4x its size, and generates oodles of laughs. (Mostly from laughing at your friends trying to catch it and falling on into the pond*)
* Sharkboy's warning: They wil in turn also... | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 85
Price: $2.00 |
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The Stretch EE Frisbee - Red
 This amazing flyer really flies! The Stretch-ee Flyer stretches up to 4x its size, and generates oodles of laughs. (Mostly from laughing at your friends trying to catch it and falling on their asses*)
* Sharkboy's warning: They wil in turn also... | Category: Beyond Kewpie Dolls
Item # 84
Price: $2.00 |
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Hangin' with Hussein Hot Sauce
 Hangin' with Hussein Habanero Hot Sauce - Includes Hangman's Noose! For when the finger-pupper show with the other hats goes horribly wrong. | Category: Refreshments
Item # 78
Price: $8.50 |
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Bomb Laden Hot Sauce
 Bomb Laden Mad Blast Habanero Hot Sauce - Includes Turban!
The hot sauce that'll make you go "ALALALALALALAALLA" | Category: Refreshments
Item # 77
Price: $8.50 |
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Grillin Sauce (Flippin' Set)
 4 Pack of "Flippin" Grilling Sauces. Includes Flippin' the Bird!
We at SideshowGifts want to know when they're coming out with Flippin' the People Sauce | Category: Refreshments
Item # 76
Price: $20.00 |
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Santa Sauce
 Santa Sauce Habanero Hot Sauce - Includes Santa Hat!
Pity the elf who has to use the employee restroom after Santa. | Category: Refreshments
Item # 75
Price: $8.50 |
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Reindeer Rocket Fuel
 Reindeer Rocket Fuel Jalapeno Hot Sauce - Includes Antlers!
So THAT's how Santa does it! | Category: Refreshments
Item # 74
Price: $8.50 |
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Skull Blaster Habanero Hot Sauce
 Skull Blaster Habanero Hot Sauce with Biker Skull Cap!
Hot Idea: Collect all the hats from the hot sauce bottles, put them on your fingers, and put on a finger-puppet show for your friends! | Category: Refreshments
Item # 73
Price: $8.50 |
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Get Well Soon Hot Sauce I.V.
 Get Well Soon Cayenne Hot Sauce with Syringe and I.V. Tube for quick delivery! | Category: Refreshments
Item # 72
Price: $10.50 |
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Dead Heat Hot Sauce
 Dead Heat Hot Sauce in a Coffin Case! | Category: Refreshments
Item # 71
Price: $12.00 |
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Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce
 Bomb Saddam Hot Sauce - Mad Blast Habanero Sauce! Includes the Beret!
Freakshow's note: We do not recomment throwing the Beret off the Eiffel tower when small dogs are present! | Category: Refreshments
Item # 70
Price: $8.50 |
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Antique-Style Spoonrest - Green
 Handcrafted and handpainted spoonrest for kitchen or cauldron use. Made to look antique, varnished, rubber pads on the back, and has the famous witches' stew quote from "Macbeth". Great for decoration or actual use! | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 69
Price: $18.00 |
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Antique-Style Spoonrest - Blue
 Handcrafted and handpainted spoonrest for kitchen or cauldron use. Made to look antique, varnished, rubber pads on the back, and has the famous witches' stew quote from "Macbeth". Great for decoration or actual use! | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 68
Price: $18.00 |
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Movie Poster - Texas Chainsaw Massacre
 Movie Poster: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Who will survive and what will be left of them? | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 67
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Sweeny Todd
 Movie Poster: Sweeny Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
"You're barking mad! Killing a man what done no wrong to ya"
"He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings."
"Oh, well. ... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 66
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Star Wars
 Movie Poster: Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith - Special Edition | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 65
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Star Wars
 Movie Poster: Star Wars - Return of the Jedi - Special Edition
I loves me some Ewoks | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 64
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Star Wars
 Movie Poster: Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back - Special Edition
Luke, I'm your Daddy, Bitch! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 63
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Star Wars
 Movie Poster: Star Wars - Special Edition
In this case "Special" does not mean "Shortbus".... it means "Neat" | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 62
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Sin City
 Movie Poster: Sin City - Rosario Dawson
Tasty! She just ate someone's heart! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 61
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Sin City
 Movie Poster: Sin City - Jessica Alba
John Wayne never thought a cowgirl could look like THIS! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 60
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Serenity
 Movie Poster: Serenity
...She Kicks High! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 59
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - The Dark Knight
 Movie Poster: The Dark Knight - Why So Serious | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 58
Price: $8.00 |
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Poster - Reefer Madness
 Vintage Ad Poster - Reefer Madness
Smokin' Weed Smokin' Weed! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 57
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Predator
 Movie Poster: Predator
STOP... In the name of love... | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 56
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Night of the Living Dead
 Movie Poster: Night of the Living Dead - They Won't Stay Dead! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 55
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Night of the Living Dead
 Movie Poster: Night of the Living Dead
Oh my God, She's SO drunk! (oh wait, that was for Shaun of the Dead) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 54
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Nightmare on Elm Street
 Movie Poster: Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Revenge
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your mom's Valium! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 53
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Napoleon Dynamite
 Movie Poster: Napoleon Dynamite - He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 52
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Jaws
 Movie Poster: Jaws - The terrifying motion picture from the terrifying No. 1 best seller. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 51
Price: $8.00 |
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Poster Jack Daniel's Logo
 Poster: Jack Daniel's Logo
Mmm Mmm Good! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 50
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Invasion of the Saucer-Men
 Old Movie Poster: Invasion of the Saucer-Men
The never released sequel: Invasion of the Teacup-Women! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 49
Price: $6.00 |
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Movie Poster - Indiana Jones
 Movie Poster: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Spoiler Alert: Will buy into the aliens before we buy into the fridge scene. Still, one badass movie! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 48
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Hard Candy
 Movie Poster: Hard Candy
One of our personal favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, we recommend you do (and then buy the poster of course) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 47
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Halloween
 Movie Poster: Halloween (Rob Zombie's remake) - Evil has a Destiny. (And a lengthy childhood history) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 46
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Forbidden Planet
 Old Movie Poster: Forbidden Planet. "But the Krell forgot one thing! Monsters, John! Monsters from the Id." | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 45
Price: $6.00 |
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Poster - Albert Einstein
 Poster of the famous photo of Albert Einstein riding a bicycle. (He's definitely not going to break the light barrier riding THAT) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 44
Price: $8.00 |
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Poster - Guitar Chords
 Guitar Chords Chart Poster - Tons of Guitar Chords.
For people who play the REAL guitar... (not Guitar Hero) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 43
Price: $7.50 |
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Movie Poster - The Goonies
 Movie Poster: The Goonies. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy Yoooooooooouuuuu Guuuuuuyyyyyysss! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 42
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Ghostbusters
 Movie Poster: Ghostbusters - Who ya gonna call? | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 41
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Friday the 13th
 Movie Poster: Friday the 13th part VII - The New Blood. "On Friday, May 13th Jason is Coming Back. But this time, someone's waiting." (It's Ed McMahon with his winning Publisher's Clearinghouse Check) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 40
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Friday the 13th
 Movie Poster: Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter. (Spoiler Alert: It's not REALLY the final chapter...) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 39
Price: $8.00 |
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Educational Poster - Cheat Sheet
 Educational Poster - Acts as a sort of cheat sheet for various type of mathematics. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 38
Price: $7.50 |
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Movie Poster - Creature from the Black Lagoon
 Old Movie Poster: Creature from the Black Lagoon. We like this poster because it reminds us of the sideshow posters from our youth. Also the creature is wearing more lipstick than the woman is. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 37
Price: $6.00 |
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Poster: Celebrity Yearbook
 Celebrity Yearbook Photos. Can you guess who's who? Acid Rayne's dad went to high school with Goldie Hawn... Not to say that Goldie Hawn is on here... just throwing that out there. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 36
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Bride of Frankenstein
 Old Movie Poster: Bride of Frankenstein - The Monster demands a mate! (In our opinion, if she was really hot, she'd be wearing one of THESE) | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 35
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Friday the 13th
 Our personal favorite Friday the 13th Poster. It's pretty in a creepy sort of way. Movie Poster: Friday the 13th - Mask | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 34
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Jason Lives
 (What we want to know is... did he ever really die?) Movie Poster: Friday the 13th part VI - Jason Lives | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 33
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Friday the 13th
 Movie Poster: Friday the 13th - They were warned... They are doomed... And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 32
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Dazed and Confused
 See it with a "bud". Movie Poster: Dazed and Confused | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 31
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - The Dark Knight
 I'm like a dog chasing a car... I don't know what I'd do if I actually caught it! Movie Poster: Batman: The Dark Knight | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 30
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Dawn of the Dead
 Movie Poster: Dawn of the Dead - When there's no more room in HELL, the dead will walk the EARTH. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 29
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
 The Snozberries taste like Snozberries! (Or at least they did in the original). Movie Poster: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 28
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Back to the Future
 When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious $hit! Movie Poster: Back to the Future | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 27
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Army of Darkness
 Trapped in time.
Surrounded by Evil.
Low on Gas.
Movie Poster: Army of Darkness - Fantasy Cover | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 26
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Army of Darkness
 This is my boomstick! Movie Poster: Army of Darkness. Klaatu... Verada... NECKTIE! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 25
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - Alien
 Movie Poster: Alien - In space no one can hear you scream. | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 24
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - 300
 Movie Poster: 300 - Prepare for Glory! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 23
Price: $8.00 |
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Movie Poster - 300
 Movie Poster: 300 - King Leonidas - Tonight we Dine in Hell! | Category: Callisto's Canvas
Item # 22
Price: $8.00 |
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Impossible Cube (Brainteaser)
 This handcrafted wooden puzzle consists of 8 wooden cubes, each side of which is painted a specific color. When the 8 cubes are put together correctly, they form a larger cube in which each face of the cube has the same colors facing outward (see image to... | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 21
Price: $12.95 |
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Handcrafted T Puzzle (Brainteaser)
 This classic brainteaser is made from handcrafted Oak and stained a dark cherry. This puzzle is fairly challenging and requires you to take these 4 pieces and create the shape of a capital T. Watch as people struggle with this for hours trying to make... | Category: Earth's Embrace
Item # 20
Price: $10.00 |
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ReBelle Skeletal Hands Hair Clips
 Remember how your mom used to hold your hair back while you puked? Now these undead beauties can hold your hair back everyday, in sickness and in health (although the days of health for these hands have long since passed). Elagance meets the afterlife. ... | Category: Adornments
Item # 19
Price: $10.00 |
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ReBelle Skeletal Rose Hair Clip (Red)
 Reminiscent of a Flamenco dancer's red rose, but with a back-from-the-grave twist! Hand crafted hair clips from Memphis, TN. Silk flower accented with an artistic skull. | Category: Adornments
Item # 18
Price: $7.00 |
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ReBelle Skeletal Rose Hair Clip (Black)
 Hand crafted hair clips from Memphis, TN. Silk flower accented with an artistic skull. We believe you can be a rebel and still be the belle of the ball! | Category: Adornments
Item # 17
Price: $7.00 |
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Voice Recording Tape Measure
 With this easy -to-use Electronic Voice Recording Tape Measure, you won't have to start looking around the home or office while taking measurements for a pen, pencil or paper -- you wont even have to put down The Tape Measure to make notes. What's more,... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 16
Price: $15.00 |
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Drive Alert Master
 An essential for anyone who drives! This device will keep you awake on those long days or nights on the road. Just like a bluetooth headset, this device fits comfortably behind your ear. If you start to doze off at the wheel, an audible alarm sounds,... | Category: Useful Wonders
Item # 15
Price: $11.00 |
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